Absurdium
Beyond Logic, Into the Infinite
In a world where every memecoin pretends to have a purpose, Absurdium proudly admits the truth: this is all completely ridiculous. No fake utility, no overhyped roadmap—just pure, uncut absurdity, minted on Solana for maximum speed and minimal reasoning.
Memecoins were never about making sense, and we’ve taken that philosophy to its ultimate conclusion. Will it moon? Will it implode? Will it transcend space-time itself? The only certainty is that we’re venturing beyond logic, into the infinite.
$ABSURD Tokenomics
These tokenomics are designed to be just the right amount of ridiculous. Absurdium isn’t just a name—it’s a philosophy, and if you don’t get it yet, don’t worry—you will.
Total Supply: 1 Billion (Because 999,999,999 seemed too absurd—even for us)
Presale (100 million – 10%)
Every great revolution needs its early believers, and what better way to reward them than by giving them a head start? These are the pioneers, the risk-takers, the ones who will say, "This is absurd," and still load their bags.Public Sale (450 million – 45%)
We could have kept more for ourselves, but we actually want people to use this thing. With over half the supply available to the public, Absurdium is officially the people's coin—whether those people are rational actors or complete degenerates remains to be seen.Treasury (100 million – 10%)
Future-proofing is the name of the game. This stash is here for rainy days, existential crises, and the inevitable moment when we decide, "Hey, let's do something totally absurd."Airdrop Wallet (50 million – 5%)
Giving random internet strangers free money is an absurd thing to do. Hence, we have to do it. This allocation is for rewarding loyal supporters, onboarding new users, and occasionally throwing tokens into the void just to see what happens.Marketing Wallet (100 million – 10%)
If a meme coin falls in the forest and no one tweets about it, does it even exist? We don’t take chances—this budget ensures Absurdium stays in your feed, your dreams, and your group chats until it’s impossible to ignore.TCNT Treasury (30 million – 3%)
Networking is everything in crypto, and TCNT (@thundercuntcoin on X) is our well-connected wingman. This allocation fuels strategic alliances, backroom deals (the good kind), and all the little favors that turn Absurdium from a project into a movement. Because in this game, it’s not just what you build—it’s who you know.Development (50 million – 5%)
You want updates? You want innovation? You want "utility" (jk on this one)?. This is the lifeblood of the project, allowing for growth and absurd pivots when needed.KOLs (50 million – 5%)
"Key Opinion Leaders" sounds professional, but let’s be real—these are the influencers who will make sure Absurdium stays in the crypto spotlight. Call it shilling, call it marketing, or call it what it really is: a necessary evil.Absurdities (Community Votes) (70 million – 7%)
The best decisions are made by committees, right? We’re giving the community a say in how this portion is spent. Maybe it funds a moon mission, maybe it bankrolls a giant Absurdium billboard in Times Square, or maybe it gets set on fire in a grand symbolic gesture. It’s up to you.
